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1: Hi, this is Brian. I got your e-mail and I would like to make a time reservation

2: It’s Brian – you sent me an e-mail

3: Brian

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1: I’m the male escort you mailed to at one_foot_long@gmail.com.

2: It was this telephone number in the e-mail.

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1: In the e-mail you asked for some real hardcore sex, but I can be really soft and gentle if that feels better for you?

2: I can make stripteases as well if that would be more interesting?

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1: Do you think it’s embarrassing to talk to me over the phone?

2: If it’s inappropriate for you to talk to me right now you can just pretend you’re booking a business meeting with someone.

5

1: It’s only £150 per hour and I do almost everything.

2: Would you like me to wear the police uniform, post man dress or gardener outfit?

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1: Sorry?

2: I’m not playing with you!

3: You don’t have to be embarrassed. I do these things all the time!

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I’m registered with (some company name...)

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1: What do you do tonight?

2: I don’t have so many clients tonight, so if you decide to do it tonight you can get 50% off as a first time discount!

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1: Ok, I’ll come over to you. I already have your address, it’s here in the e-mail from you.

2: See you tonight!

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